NO ONE wants to hear this depressing shit over and over, so let me leave you with a little story from the boy.
The other day he was keeping his grandmother company while she got ready. She was undressed and he looked at her and said, “Don’t worry, you’re safe with me, Nanny,” as if she was worried about some naked bandits jumping out at her or something. Then he pointed to her stomach and exclaimed,
“I didn’t know that old people had belly buttons! That is SO cool.”
So there you go, old people have belly buttons. Learn something new every day.